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posted by: tab on: December 20th 2006 08:09 pm

Thursday the 21st is Robert Cristofaro’s birthday. Rob is Leah’s main man and basically her husband. He is the Daddy of the operation. What makes Rob, Rob? In a house where tobasco sauce and brown rice fill the fridge, he always has a stash of ice cream or cookies around for un-healthy and un-suspecting visitors like myself (and him too obviously) to snack on. He cuts his own shorts out of jeans and his butt is always hanging out of his thermals. Drinking and eating is strictly restricted in his Benz. He likes Yeti’s/Abominable snowmen. He makes fart jokes. He loves his two stupid, ugly, jerk dogs – Jerry and Lil Thing – with a passion that is indescribable. Original Wu lover from the Bronx. Smokes more Newports then all of Harlem combined. He’s one of the funniest, sweetest, and most generous guys I know. How else could he put up with a bunch of M.O.B bitches? If it weren’t for Rob at times, Leah and Sarah might have already killed one another! If it weren’t for Rob at times, I might have had to buy my own dinner or take the train back to Brooklyn instead of a black and yellow. Happy 36th to this big I-talian teddy bear!

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VeronicaVonFantastique / from: Chi-town / Posted on: January 18th 2007 07:53 am
Def. Hot....leah is a lucky lady!

vintage spray paint / from: Bay Area / Posted on: January 06th 2007 05:48 pm
This is not related but, i saw an article on rob online and it had some old paint, i was wondering if you can pass this on to rob and let him know if he is willing to sell or trade any paint i would like to get in touch with him, Thank you. Dave. [email protected] or myspace.

adorkable / from: NYC / Posted on: December 24th 2006 10:15 pm
[borat]mm very nice, how much?[/borat]

thehundreds / from: cali/ny / Posted on: December 21st 2006 09:40 am

Brian / from: Japan / Posted on: December 21st 2006 03:04 am
Happy Birthday Rob!

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